Update Friday May 8th – Sato-san successfully defended his title, he’s once again the the current wanking champ!
Just a quick shout out to Masanobu Sato, who’s the current champion and world record holder for self gratification, as he prepares for this weekends title defense.
Held in San Francisco on May 2nd, Sato-san is sure to face some stiff competition as he tries to pull off another win and beat his record of 9hrs 33 minutes.
Pictured here at a recent training camp, and having trainded for in excess of 20 years, Sato-san considers himself in the best shape of his life, all the best old mate!
You can go here for more information on the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon
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I am speechless on a few levels.. but I wont go into the itty bitty details lol
The irony in the name of your site and this guys hobby i find quite funny!
lol indeed so. Learning how to mastrubate for 9 hours straight is one of the top signs of a misspent life
This post is hilarious!
I think I can find better things to do with 9hrs and 33min.
Well considering you get to attend photo shoots with Sola Aoi i dont doubt it!
haha, i wasn’t thinking that but point taken
Oh my…to think these things exist! I’m guessing he hopes the competition won’t be so stiff
I think he uses your site for inspiration Steve.
You participating Neil? ^^
Too old Ken and the event is probably drug tested so the Viagra would disqualify me
….. young bucks like yourself should consider it though.
Hi Neil, just an old Ohio boy here! I am living down here in Angeles City, Philippines. How is it up there? I am on a pension, and considering teaching ENGLISH in JAPAN. Any info, or tips you could give me would be MUCH appreciated. Likewise, any info or helpful advice you would like about Philippines, in particular-Angeles City- I would be more than happy to provide, Neil! I just found, and joined this site. Thanks!
Not sure on what the opportunities are for that at the moment Robert …. try JET program and see if they’re hiring.
This is so awesome. Does this dude have a website? And 9 hours of what – playing with himself – I want specifics? How many times does he shoot in that period? I have so many unanswered questions.
this is abso-bloody-lutely the most mental ,sick and just plain wrong idea i have ever seen….where do i sign up?
Ha! this is nothing.. I am going on 35 years of doing this..
same here.
You have to buy your penis a gold watch for so many years service.
I got a Gold Towel instead..
I wonder if Mr. Sato’s going to make it to Hong Kong this year for the “Fist of Fury” championship.
He must have a forearm like Popeye the Sailor.
I notice that he has one arm very well, ermmmm, developed, compared to the other arm
AHAHA If the article wasn’t enough, the comments add that extra touch of class.
Hm, well, I guess there are contests the world doesn’t need.
The gatorade is very important on a marathon like this. I imagine you could get pretty dehydrated masturbating for 9+ hours straight… even without ejaculating…
…although the marathon doesn’t explain his friend, does it? “I pursue speed?” He should be pursuing endurance.
…and how do you get a friend to train with you?
very awkwardly, they even sell tickets to the event if you wanna watch…
I noticed the Gatorade too …. maybe they sponsor him?!
Wandered here while web surfing and what’s the first thing I see? A masturbation blog! OMG– is this SERIOUS?? Haha. I can’t even sleep for more than 5 hours, how can a grown man do THAT for 9+ hrs!!!!!!!
I can’t believe they sell tickets!! I’m going to tell all my Friends in the bay.
I must try and find out how he went …. although he may still be going?!
You are a funny guy. I’m sure that i can win this!
Good luck for next year then!
Is there a record for the fastest cum? 10 Secs.. or something..
I think there might be.
I noticed on the Wikipedia entry for the Masturbate-a-thon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon) that the world record for the longest distance squirt is 91 centimeters. How do you reckon this event is held. Do they compete like its a javelin throw or is it more like discus?
Hahaha, very amusing.
You know, it’s not so much the masturebate-a-thon that gets me; it’s the fact that they have *training camps* for it.
And if you ask me, it looks like the guy on the left is checking out the competition, if you know what I mean.
come on you can tell both of them play for the other team… look at the website Neil posted…. its a total sausage party…
Either way it’s still a fair effort on his behalf.
all i wanna know is when the women will have their own Masturbate-A-Thon
I think it was at the same event.
in japan its ok for j guys to check out eachother’s $%$t. my first trip to the onsen resulted in a swarm of men gathering around and commenting. definite cultural differnce.
i would like to know how to add my picture, and start to chat and send/get e-mails from other EXPATS in JAPAN! I am new here and I live in Philippines, just outside the old CLARK Air Base complex-now- Clark Economic Zone…Neil or anyone..HELP!!! hahaha..OK? Thanks much..I am an old AIR FORCE Dinosaur…(57 yrs old..)..
just drop me an e-mail and we can chat. I am on SKYPE also at tel 937-660-8510 (it is a USA,) OHIO #) I have voicemail on that #, so just leave me a short message & I will return your call. i will pay for the call as I have a monthly, flat, pre-paid rate with Skype!
wow
almost fell out of my chair laughing… masterbate-a-thon? wow, good luck defending your title dude!
any westerner whos lived in japan, or who is currently living in japan, will understand perfectly well why a japanese man holds this title. air sex competition anyone? another japanese speciality.
At least the airsex competition can let contestants display their ‘range’.
This guy just looks like an all-day chicken choker
Wow, this and Kobayashi’s world record for eating the most hotdogs.
Japan is truly a wild and wonderful place.