Silicone Love Dolls

October 30, 2008 · 41 comments

Let me first preface this post with a little background info. It would come as no secret to anyone that knows me, for me to say i drink too much, these days it’s only on the weekends, but i do i drink too much.

The result of a big weekend on the grog often has me in a vulnerable state on a Sunday night, alone at home with no Girlfriend. I find myself regretting the copious amounts of punishment i put my body through and beating myself up over wasting another weekend watching the world go by through the bottom of a beer glass.

It was last Sunday night when i came across the picture below that put things into perspective for me, after seeing this I’ve realised that i am actually quite normal and I’m too hard on myself.

If I get a guilt trip over drinking a bit excessively on my 2 days off then what on earth does this bloke have running through his mind when he puts his head on the pillow on a Sunday night?! It’s not like he’s just got the one lifeless companion either, he’s got 3 of them!

I wont lie, It’s not the first time I’ve been exposed to these Real Dolls or Candy Girl Doll as they’re known in Japan, I’d first seen them over at Lee’s site once or twice and then more recently Danny’s earlier this year.

Now the ones in action above don’t look that legit to me, i think old mate has cheaped out a bit in favour of getting a group thing going on, but maybe it’s just the photo. My research tells me if you’re looking for the full bells and whistles number then you’re up for 6 or 7 large, yep … USD$7000 by the time it hits your bedroom.

So what can you get for you 7 grand? I stopped over to Candy Girl Doll, from the home PC of course and checked out what’s on offer.

A sultry sweetie in lingerie for those cold winters nights at home.

A elegant princess to sip green tea with on sunny Saturday afternoons and of course Fuck

Your very own Yukata clad cuties who will never refuse your advances and of course Fuck

If you’re still looking for more information, and you’re not interested in a real Girlfriend, you can try the Candy Girl Doll official site or where the picture of old mate enjoying his silicone love dolls came from this site in Japanese i found while looking through a few tumblr photo blogs before you ask.

The final word has to go to Ta-bo who says “A human Girlfriend can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those thing. They belong to me 100 percent” … i’ll stick with the real thing thanks Ta-bo and i’ll sleep better Sunday nights knowing a few beers too many is much better than what you’re up to!

If you do want to chance your arm with a real Girlfriend then this book may be of assistance either that or throw your dick into one of these.

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Japanese Kamasutra | Neil Duckett
December 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm

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1 k October 30, 2008 at 11:20 am

what ever happened to “the chase is half the fun”? ^^

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2 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Please send me one of these love dolls. I want to experience this. Thank you.

Mark Young
5210 Fortune Hole Road
Hamilton, GA 31811

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3 billywest October 30, 2008 at 12:48 pm

That Ta-bo guy says he doesn’t like being mistreated by real women, but I bet his otaku-ass does. In fact, I’m sure he has a running fantasy dialogue with his blow-up Betty in which she cuts him off all week while berating him daily for his unwillingness to stand up for himself at work, and then finally gives into him on Friday night when he can’t stand it anymore.

Yeah, he loves the torture.

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4 Neil October 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm

And to think he’s dropped 170k on the damn things Billy!

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5 Chris B November 18, 2008 at 10:53 pm

That absolutely blows my fu_king mind!!! How many visits to “Strawberry Jam” would that have gotten him ;)

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6 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I love it! Japan rocks! Give me a free sex doll!

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7 Tokyo Cowgirl October 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm

There are many, many questions one can ask when seeing a picture of a naked man having sex with three dolls.

I just want to know why he has that ridiculous bandana around his head. Does he think that makes him more tough, dare I say, manly?

Yes, yes he does.

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8 Tokyo Cowgirl October 30, 2008 at 1:56 pm

idea!

maybe my next non J-Babe of the week should feature one of these plastic creations…

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9 Neil October 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm

You can take the job of reviewing ‘Charlie’ i think they call him …. the male offering from Real Doll … go on, check it out, you know you want too.

Here you go, i braved the IT guys wrath and grabbed the link … http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewmalegallery&gallery=charlie

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10 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:12 pm

I want three sex dolls! I want to love them with all of my —-

Sex dolls rock! They don’t want money!!!!!

No diamond rings! No bullshit garbage! I love it!

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11 Jordan October 30, 2008 at 9:22 pm

Neil, you have successfully raped my fragile child-like mind with this post. Congratulations.

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12 john turningpin October 30, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Oh my word… Charlie looks rather like he’s, how shall we say, awaiting company in that tub shot.

This is what happens when we live in an era where Goatse is considered high entertainment. Animals!

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13 Neil October 31, 2008 at 9:32 am

Doesn’t he just, I pissed myself when i saw some of the poses he’s in. They ripped off one of my signature moves with the shorts, no shirt kicking back on the couch move.

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14 David October 30, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Now this is the kind of post that’s going to get your website blocked by corporate web proxies….

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15 Ryan `freedomwv` Smith October 30, 2008 at 11:26 pm

All I can do is laugh. It would be shocking if not for the fact it is real.

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16 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:15 pm

It’s about time. Men need a nice sex doll. One that doesn’t require that you have tons of money!!!! I love sex dolls! Please send me one!!! Is there a “Hooters” girl sex doll?

m

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17 Nomadic Matt October 31, 2008 at 2:52 am

Japan just got a lot creepier…

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18 Kingofpunk October 31, 2008 at 7:14 pm

USA a way more far -> Real Doll

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19 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:16 pm

I love japan!!! Give a sex doll!!!!

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20 Real Doll Guy November 7, 2008 at 12:18 am

Great article on the realdoll. Thanks for being so objective!

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21 Jamaipanese November 7, 2008 at 1:07 am

i’m speechless.

nothing could replace the feeling of the real thing

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22 Mark Young December 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm

Yes it can!!! The real thing comes with tons of bullshit! A nice sex doll is there when you need her, without all the bullshit.

Yummy!!!!

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23 Neil December 11, 2008 at 6:34 pm

You really are keen on the idea of a Sex Doll hey Mark!!

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24 MikeC December 3, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Wow… That picture is disturbing. Just a tad. And I’m very open minded!

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25 fanboy December 22, 2008 at 11:53 am

Realdolls.com is too expensive there are cheaper love dolls made with the same quality. I payed 2,995 for mine at Ultradolls.com. I dress her as comic book babes.

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26 Chris B January 5, 2009 at 8:52 pm

That dude in the pic should just leap off a building. I am a bad guy with bad habits but that shit is just outta the park!!

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27 Paul D February 11, 2009 at 11:54 pm

I never subscribe to blogs. Now I do. Thank you, Neil Duckett.

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28 Neil February 12, 2009 at 10:21 am

Glad you like it Paul.

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29 gurkha February 15, 2009 at 11:12 am

what happaning to mother fuker japanese and european men instead of fuking real woman they fuk a dead doll ,fuking maniac |

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30 Suman Das February 27, 2009 at 10:10 pm

I need one sex doll. how i will take?

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31 Suman Das February 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm

I am from Tripura .State of India. Plz inform me by mail, how i will take one sex doll.

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32 Neil March 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm

You need to contact the company that makes them Suman, i don`t.

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33 Julian May 18, 2009 at 6:06 am

Hi Neil.
These dolls are facinating. I view using them as an advanced form of masterbation far better than using one’s hand. I would love to see more pics/videos of human interaction with them.
I wonder how easy it is to clean them after use?
Kindest regards
Julian.

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34 Silicone Love Man September 27, 2009 at 3:08 am

I don’t know. Is this guy sad or is he a modern liberated man? Julian is right, they are advanced masturbation aids. I hope someday they will be able to combine dolls like these with some form of animations – robotics or virtual sex.

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35 Silicone Love Man September 27, 2009 at 3:10 am

Perhaps with the new ‘RealTouch’ virtual sex device that is being launched this week!

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36 Proud Pervert December 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Any woman threatened by a hunk of silicone obviously have nothing to offer a man other than sex. No emotional connection, care, concern, nurturing…all those things required in a loving relationship. Once you remove sex from the equation, then the man is looking for a FRIEND in a woman, and if she can’t be one, then she is useless. And men who masturbate with sexdolls, and indulge their fantasy life without the need to use or lie or manipulate women are actually REAL Gentlemens, they respect women enough not to use and abuse them emotionally. No wham bam thankyou mam. When they actually find a woman they want to MAKE LOVE to and not fuck, then the emotions are real

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37 Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 10:38 am

Personally I think these dolls are better than real women simply because there is no such thing really as a “real woman” because anywhere between most or all of them are cheating,deceptive,Dirty,dishonest,greedy,lazy,lying,manipulating and thieving ass bitches and whores and not just woman,men and children and just about the entire human race is a pile of worthless dogshit but anyway…

I admit real sex with a real woman is better than that of these dolls but I believe in art,chemistry,science and technology so much that dolls will come to being perfected into feeling and looking mostly or entirely like real women and I can also imagine functioning like them as well in the form of “gynoids” in what seems like a distant future given how advanced artificial intelligence and robotics will probably be in that time and women will just simply be replaced with robots that look,feel and function exactly as they do but will be programmed not to have human nature and free will…we will see but in the meantime for those of you men who want a real woman my advice is get you a woman but one you can have control over.

If you want just sex build your assets and wealth and become a regular of a brothel or if you want superficial love (being that there is no such thing as love) and sex then again build your assets and your wealth but get you a mail order bride and keep her undomesticated(as in do not help her gain citizenship or a green card whatsoever!),uneducated,unlicensed(as in do not help her get her drivers license fuck that shit!) and any and all other things that could possibly pose a potential threat to your heart and your wallet that way if she decides she wants to be an ungrateful bitch you can just send her back to her little third world impoverished and wartorn dictatorship of a country and let her starve to death while you eat steak and shrimp and have a nice cold one.

I know this sounds sexist but thing is I see the human race and their nature not just the opposite sex and their nature for what it really is there is no such thing as easy,fair,good,love or nice in this life and world amongst any human being and there never will be and so as for women I gave my solution to them.

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38 Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 10:48 am

Oh and I forget to mention women are pretentious,selfish,shallow and superficial creatures.

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39 Anonymous December 13, 2009 at 10:49 am

Oh and let us not forget fake as well.

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40 Daniel Gosling January 11, 2010 at 9:34 am

All jokes aside the blow up doll or love doll as they are warmly called these days, do really add serious value to people lives – plus the technology is getting so good now that the blow up doll is becoming more and more life like. It it gives you a bit of plesure and indulges your fantasy somewhat – go for it

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